03-15-2023, 08:32 AM | #91 |
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03-15-2023, 09:19 AM | #92 |
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It was a nice-ish day in NE Illannoy yesterday, sunny and in the mid-twenties, so I decided to ride the Ural to my new 'ologist' appointment.
I pull up to a stoplight and a car pulls into the left turn lane. The guy in the passenger seat rolls down the window and yells, "A real man rides on two wheels." I managed a snappy comeback with, "A real man would be riding right now." The other guys in the car start laughing and I hear, "Burn." Then the light changed.
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03-15-2023, 09:20 AM | #93 |
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^^ Well done sir!
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03-15-2023, 10:31 AM | #94 |
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This bears a frightening resemblance to my actual life:
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03-16-2023, 05:38 PM | #95 |
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03-16-2023, 05:38 PM | #96 |
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03-20-2023, 09:44 AM | #97 |
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03-20-2023, 10:04 AM | #98 |
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^^ I'm guessing the joke here is that you are using Folger's. Maxwell House is much better.
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03-20-2023, 10:06 AM | #99 |
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Actually i use nothing but the best, Dark Roast Community Coffee.
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03-20-2023, 10:19 AM | #100 |
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With just a dollop of brandy to give it a little kick?
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03-21-2023, 11:27 PM | #102 |
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Nice to see the guys at the auto parts store have a sense of humor too.
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03-24-2023, 01:03 PM | #103 |
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Absolutely nothing needs to be said about this one.
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03-24-2023, 02:29 PM | #104 |
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Great Way to Start the Day
Decided to go into town this morning early for a haircut. Up at 5:30, didn't want to wake Mrs. 2LZ, as she still works. Showered, got dressed in the dark, and left early. Found this when I got to town.
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03-24-2023, 02:45 PM | #105 |
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Maybe you should of had that 2nd cup of coffee. lol I really can't say anything. I've driven halfway to work and realized i still had my slippers on. lol
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