Humor - You got to laugh! - Page 7

**JerryHawk250** · 03-15-2023, 08:32 AM

**cheesy** · 03-15-2023, 09:19 AM

It was a nice-ish day in NE Illannoy yesterday, sunny and in the mid-twenties, so I decided to ride the Ural to my new 'ologist' appointment.

I pull up to a stoplight and a car pulls into the left turn lane. The guy in the passenger seat rolls down the window and yells, "A real man rides on two wheels." I managed a snappy comeback with, "A real man would be riding right now."

The other guys in the car start laughing and I hear, "Burn." Then the light changed.

TominMO · 03-15-2023, 09:20 AM

^^ Well done sir!

TominMO · 03-15-2023, 10:31 AM

This bears a frightening resemblance to my actual life:

**JerryHawk250** · 03-16-2023, 05:38 PM

**JerryHawk250** · 03-16-2023, 05:38 PM

**JerryHawk250** · 03-20-2023, 09:44 AM

TominMO · 03-20-2023, 10:04 AM

^^ I'm guessing the joke here is that you are using Folger's. Maxwell House is much better.

**JerryHawk250** · 03-20-2023, 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by TominMO

^^ I'm guessing the joke here is that you are using Folger's. Maxwell House is much better.

Actually i use nothing but the best, Dark Roast Community Coffee.

TominMO · 03-20-2023, 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by JerryHawk250

Actually i use nothing but the best, Dark Roast Community Coffee.

With just a dollop of brandy to give it a little kick?

Magician16 · 03-21-2023, 10:45 AM

Folger's Classic Roast is terrible, about anything is better except instant.

WeebleWobble · 03-21-2023, 11:27 PM

Nice to see the guys at the auto parts store have a sense of humor too.

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Texas Pete · 03-24-2023, 01:03 PM

Absolutely nothing needs to be said about this one.

2LZ · 03-24-2023, 02:29 PM

Decided to go into town this morning early for a haircut. Up at 5:30, didn't want to wake Mrs. 2LZ, as she still works. Showered, got dressed in the dark, and left early. Found this when I got to town.

**JerryHawk250** · 03-24-2023, 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by 2LZ

Decided to go into town this morning early for a haircut. Up at 5:30, didn't want to wake Mrs. 2LZ, as she still works. Showered, got dressed in the dark, and left early. Found this when I got to town.

Maybe you should of had that 2nd cup of coffee. lol I really can't say anything. I've driven halfway to work and realized i still had my slippers on. lol

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03-15-2023, 09:19 AM	#92
cheesy Moderator Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Elburn, IL Posts: 5,857	It was a nice-ish day in NE Illannoy yesterday, sunny and in the mid-twenties, so I decided to ride the Ural to my new 'ologist' appointment. I pull up to a stoplight and a car pulls into the left turn lane. The guy in the passenger seat rolls down the window and yells, "A real man rides on two wheels." I managed a snappy comeback with, "A real man would be riding right now." The other guys in the car start laughing and I hear, "Burn." Then the light changed. __________________ Cheesy ______________________________________ 07 Hi Bird Enduro-Flown the Coop 07 Ural Gear Up 79 Honda CX500 77 VeloSolex 4600 V3 73 VeloSolex 3800 I'm making this up as I go.-Indiana Jones Telling me something 'is for my own good', is a fast way to a fat lip.-Me I don't even care about my own problems, why should I care about yours?-Quote on one of my favorite t-shirts
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03-15-2023, 09:20 AM	#93
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TominMO Join Date: Sep 2021 Location: De Soto, MO Posts: 1,899	This bears a frightening resemblance to my actual life: __________________ 2021 Lifan Xpect--sold 2022 Lifan KPX 1972 Honda CT90--The Carrot 1969 Honda CT90--The Tomahto Cheesy is the WDK (workplace drama king). Now retired. Nope, back in the saddle. Climate: The Movie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A24fWmNA6lM How our government really works https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjadCd0VRBw Question all authority.....think for yourself
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03-20-2023, 10:04 AM	#98
TominMO Join Date: Sep 2021 Location: De Soto, MO Posts: 1,899	^^ I'm guessing the joke here is that you are using Folger's. Maxwell House is much better. __________________ 2021 Lifan Xpect--sold 2022 Lifan KPX 1972 Honda CT90--The Carrot 1969 Honda CT90--The Tomahto Cheesy is the WDK (workplace drama king). Now retired. Nope, back in the saddle. Climate: The Movie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A24fWmNA6lM How our government really works https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjadCd0VRBw Question all authority.....think for yourself
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03-21-2023, 10:45 AM	#101
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