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2LZ · 12-16-2023, 01:56 PM

Yep, in the archives here, there are lots if pics of folks hauling farm animals. Use what ya got!

2LZ · 12-16-2023, 02:09 PM

...right 'bout there.

**cheesy** · 12-16-2023, 10:06 PM

TominMO · 12-17-2023, 07:16 AM

^^ OMG so true!

**JerryHawk250** · 12-17-2023, 05:39 PM

Yeah, that's me.

**JerryHawk250** · 12-27-2023, 07:44 AM

Late Christmas story but figured I'd share it anyway...

When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure.

Then, Mrs. Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more ...

He went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where.

When he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys spilled everywhere ! Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a glass of cider and a shot of rum.

He went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drunk all the cider and hidden the rum.

In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor.

He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.

Just then the doorbell rang, and an irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.

The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?'

And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.

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**cheesy** · 01-12-2024, 11:33 AM

With the heavy snow we got overnight in NE Illannoy, Busters' Man Bits are dragging in the snow.

Do©Hawk · 01-12-2024, 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by cheesy

With the heavy snow we got overnight in NE Illannoy, Busters' Man Bits are dragging in the snow.

Ha! You need to get that boy a cod piece. I'll be watching for the post in "what did you buy today" thread.

2LZ · 01-12-2024, 12:44 PM

If Buster's been married as long as we have, the ice is probably the best place for them. ;-)

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12-16-2023, 10:06 PM	#318
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12-17-2023, 07:16 AM	#319
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12-27-2023, 07:44 AM	#321
JerryHawk250 Moderator Join Date: Oct 2016 Location: Houma, La. Posts: 11,585	Late Christmas story but figured I'd share it anyway... When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure. Then, Mrs. Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more ... He went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where. When he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys spilled everywhere ! Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a glass of cider and a shot of rum. He went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drunk all the cider and hidden the rum. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom. Just then the doorbell rang, and an irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree. The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?' And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree. __________________ 2023 Lifan Lycan 250 Chopper 2023 Venom Evader 2022 Lifan KPX250 2020 Kawasaki Vulcan S (Sold) 2004 Honda ST 1300 2016 Black Hawk 250 (sold) Keihin PE30 carb,125 main,38 slow.Pod filter,ported & decked head 10:1 CR,Direct Ignition Coil,15/40Sprockets,NGK DPR8EIX-9,De-Cat,Dual Oil Cooler,Digital Cluster 2016 Cazador180 XL 2014 Coolster150 JerryHawk250.com My YouTube Channel
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01-12-2024, 11:33 AM	#328
cheesy Moderator Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Elburn, IL Posts: 5,839	With the heavy snow we got overnight in NE Illannoy, Busters' Man Bits are dragging in the snow. __________________ Cheesy ______________________________________ 07 Hi Bird Enduro-Flown the Coop 07 Ural Gear Up 79 Honda CX500 77 VeloSolex 4600 V3 73 VeloSolex 3800 I'm making this up as I go.-Indiana Jones Telling me something 'is for my own good', is a fast way to a fat lip.-Me I don't even care about my own problems, why should I care about yours?-Quote on one of my favorite t-shirts
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01-12-2024, 12:44 PM	#330
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