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[Bikenut]

Originally Posted by dirtbkr188

O M G!!!! That is the top of the line stuff!!!

[JerryHawk250]

What deep things retired men think about.....

I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, after a cold drink facilitated some deep thinking.

My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said, "Nothing."

The reason I said "nothing" instead of saying "just thinking" is because she then would have asked, "About what?"

At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions.

Finally I pondered an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a man getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they know?

Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question.

Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn't really know, here is the reason for my conclusion.

A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."

On the other hand, you never hear a man say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."

I rest my case. Time for another beer, and then maybe a Power nap.

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[Magician16]

[Texas Pete]

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[2LZ]

Proof.....

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[2LZ]

An oldie but still relevant.

[JerryHawk250]

Originally Posted by 2LZ

An oldie but still relevant.

[TominMO]

I bought three Far Side day-to-day calendars for Christmas presents. One is for me. Dilbert is equally awesome.

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