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**JerryHawk250** · 10-30-2023, 07:36 AM

**JerryHawk250** · 10-30-2023, 01:48 PM

**JerryHawk250** · 10-30-2023, 01:49 PM

We're talking Golf Balls guys, so get your minds out the gutter.

**JerryHawk250** · 10-31-2023, 02:34 PM

**JerryHawk250** · 11-02-2023, 11:59 AM

**JerryHawk250** · 11-03-2023, 08:29 AM

**JerryHawk250** · 11-06-2023, 12:26 PM

I finally lost my mind. If found, do not bother returning it. It wasn't working properly anyway.

**JerryHawk250** · 11-06-2023, 12:27 PM

Things that tell the truth. Small children, Drunk people and Yoga pants.

JimS · 11-06-2023, 01:55 PM

Dear Abby,

I've never written to you before but I really need your advice. I have suspected for some time now that my wife may be cheating on me. The usual signs - phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with "the girls" a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says "just some friends from work, you don't know them".

I always try to stay awake to look out for her coming home but I usually fall asleep. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife and think deep down that I just didn't want to know the truth. Last night she went out again and I decided that I would really check on her.

Around midnight, I decided to hide in the garage behind my golf clubs so I could get a good view of the whole street when she arrived home from a night out with "the girls".

It was at that moment, crouching behind my golf clubs, that I noticed the graphite shaft on my driver appeared to have a hairline crack right by the clubhead.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the shop I bought it from?

Sincerely,

Perplexed

Zapkin · 11-07-2023, 08:42 AM

Funny

**cheesy** · 11-07-2023, 09:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zapkin

Funny

Yes.

**JerryHawk250** · 11-13-2023, 05:19 PM

I was born before check engine lights were invented. lol

**JerryHawk250** · 11-16-2023, 07:33 AM

Bikenut · 11-19-2023, 01:56 PM

I heard there was a new brand of really cheap toilet paper called zen. Lets you get in touch with your inner self.

dirtbkr188 · 11-19-2023, 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bikenut

I heard there was a new brand of really cheap toilet paper called zen. Lets you get in touch with your inner self.

10-30-2023, 07:36 AM	#271
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10-30-2023, 01:48 PM	#272
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10-30-2023, 01:49 PM	#273
JerryHawk250 Moderator Join Date: Oct 2016 Location: Houma, La. Posts: 11,596	We're talking Golf Balls guys, so get your minds out the gutter. __________________ 2023 Lifan Lycan 250 Chopper 2023 Venom Evader 2022 Lifan KPX250 2020 Kawasaki Vulcan S (Sold) 2004 Honda ST 1300 2016 Black Hawk 250 (sold) Keihin PE30 carb,125 main,38 slow.Pod filter,ported & decked head 10:1 CR,Direct Ignition Coil,15/40Sprockets,NGK DPR8EIX-9,De-Cat,Dual Oil Cooler,Digital Cluster 2016 Cazador180 XL 2014 Coolster150 JerryHawk250.com My YouTube Channel Last edited by JerryHawk250; 10-30-2023 at 03:36 PM.
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10-31-2023, 02:34 PM	#274
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11-02-2023, 11:59 AM	#275
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11-03-2023, 08:29 AM	#276
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11-06-2023, 12:26 PM	#277
JerryHawk250 Moderator Join Date: Oct 2016 Location: Houma, La. Posts: 11,596	I finally lost my mind. If found, do not bother returning it. It wasn't working properly anyway. __________________ 2023 Lifan Lycan 250 Chopper 2023 Venom Evader 2022 Lifan KPX250 2020 Kawasaki Vulcan S (Sold) 2004 Honda ST 1300 2016 Black Hawk 250 (sold) Keihin PE30 carb,125 main,38 slow.Pod filter,ported & decked head 10:1 CR,Direct Ignition Coil,15/40Sprockets,NGK DPR8EIX-9,De-Cat,Dual Oil Cooler,Digital Cluster 2016 Cazador180 XL 2014 Coolster150 JerryHawk250.com My YouTube Channel
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11-06-2023, 12:27 PM	#278
JerryHawk250 Moderator Join Date: Oct 2016 Location: Houma, La. Posts: 11,596	Things that tell the truth. Small children, Drunk people and Yoga pants. __________________ 2023 Lifan Lycan 250 Chopper 2023 Venom Evader 2022 Lifan KPX250 2020 Kawasaki Vulcan S (Sold) 2004 Honda ST 1300 2016 Black Hawk 250 (sold) Keihin PE30 carb,125 main,38 slow.Pod filter,ported & decked head 10:1 CR,Direct Ignition Coil,15/40Sprockets,NGK DPR8EIX-9,De-Cat,Dual Oil Cooler,Digital Cluster 2016 Cazador180 XL 2014 Coolster150 JerryHawk250.com My YouTube Channel
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11-06-2023, 01:55 PM	#279
JimS Join Date: Jul 2022 Location: New Mexico Posts: 81	Dear Abby, I've never written to you before but I really need your advice. I have suspected for some time now that my wife may be cheating on me. The usual signs - phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with "the girls" a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says "just some friends from work, you don't know them". I always try to stay awake to look out for her coming home but I usually fall asleep. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife and think deep down that I just didn't want to know the truth. Last night she went out again and I decided that I would really check on her. Around midnight, I decided to hide in the garage behind my golf clubs so I could get a good view of the whole street when she arrived home from a night out with "the girls". It was at that moment, crouching behind my golf clubs, that I noticed the graphite shaft on my driver appeared to have a hairline crack right by the clubhead. Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the shop I bought it from? Sincerely, Perplexed
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11-13-2023, 05:19 PM	#282
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11-16-2023, 07:33 AM	#283
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11-19-2023, 01:56 PM	#284
Bikenut Join Date: Apr 2023 Location: Near Saginaw Mich. Posts: 178	I heard there was a new brand of really cheap toilet paper called zen. Lets you get in touch with your inner self.
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