07-14-2023, 03:53 PM | #196 |
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Jeez, Jerry. Posting bad puns must be a Lousyana thing. My little sister does it, too.
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07-18-2023, 03:07 PM | #197 |
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On that note. When I was a kid, my old man got fired from his job as a road worker for theft. I refused to believe he could do such a thing, but when I got home, the signs were all there.
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07-18-2023, 07:35 PM | #198 |
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Ai is a scary thing
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07-18-2023, 09:12 PM | #199 |
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Oh well if we're doing that now.....
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07-19-2023, 01:31 AM | #200 |
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A dog walks up to the counter in a deli. It has a note and cash in its mouth. The man behind the counter reads the note. It states what kind and amount of meat the dog wants.
The clerk puts a sack of cold cuts in the dog’s mouth and takes the money. The dog walks to the door and pushes it open. Curious, the man follows. The dog goes to a bus stop and sits and waits. When a bus comes, the dog looks at the front of the bus, seems to read where it’s going, shakes its head, and sits back down. The next bus comes and the dog gets on. It drops some change in the fare box, then takes a seat. The man follows. Five stops later, the dog gets off. The man follows as it trots up to a house and rams the door with its head once, twice, three times. As it barks, the homeowner comes to the door. “So there you are, you dumb dog!” The deli worker says, “Dumb? That’s got to be the most brilliant dog in the world!” “Brilliant?” the homeowner says. “This is the third time he’s forgotten his keys!”
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07-19-2023, 08:46 AM | #201 |
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This one is just for you Cheesy.
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07-20-2023, 06:21 PM | #202 |
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Revving up my bike,
Wind whips through my flowing hair, BRAAP! My toupee flies!
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07-20-2023, 09:29 PM | #203 |
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A genuine 5-7-5 haiku. Impressive!
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07-22-2023, 11:11 PM | #204 |
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Seniors texting code
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07-28-2023, 03:17 PM | #205 |
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A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note, saying, "I've had enough and have left you...don't bother coming after me”. Then she hid under the bed to see his reaction. After a short while, the husband comes home and she could hear him in the kitchen before he comes into the bedroom. She could see him walk towards the dresser and pick up the note. After a few minutes, he wrote something on it before picking up the phone and calling someone. "She's finally gone...yeah I know, it is about time, I'm coming to see you, put on that sexy French nightie. I love you...can't wait to see you...we'll do all the naughty things you like.” He hung up, grabbed his keys, and left. She heard the car drive off as she came out from under the bed, seething with rage and with tears in her eyes. She grabbed the note to see what he wrote. "I can see your feet. We're outta bread; be back in five minutes."
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