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Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Elburn, IL
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Snappy Comebacks
I'm usually the guy whose snappy comeback comes to mind 20 minutes after I needed it. I must have been on my game today.
I took Buster in the Jeep to do his morning walk in another location. As we're getting to ready to do our stroll this guy getting out of a newer Silverado looks over at my Jeep and says, "It's kind of rusty, ain't it." I looked over at his Chevy and said, "It took 20 years to get this way. Your Chevy should be there in five." And walked away. ![]() ![]()
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Cheesy ______________________________________ 07 Hi Bird Enduro-Flown the Coop 07 Ural Gear Up 79 Honda CX500 77 VeloSolex 4600 V3 73 VeloSolex 3800 I'm making this up as I go.-Indiana Jones Telling me something 'is for my own good', is a fast way to a fat lip.-Me I don't even care about my own problems, why should I care about yours?-Quote on one of my favorite t-shirts |
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Join Date: Sep 2021
Location: De Soto, MO
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Sweeet!
I used to work in an office where we had this one guy who was the snappy-comeback king. We would actually prepare smartass remarks for when he showed up for meetings, to see if we could get the better of him. He always managed to lay us flat. ![]()
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2021 Lifan Xpect--sold 2022 Lifan KPX 1972 Honda CT90--The Carrot 1969 Honda CT90--The Tomahto Cheesy is the WDK (workplace drama king). Now retired. Nope, back in the saddle. Climate: The Movie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A24fWmNA6lM How our government really works https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjadCd0VRBw Question all authority.....think for yourself |
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Join Date: Oct 2023
Location: Western PA
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I made dinner tonight. As we sat down to eat, my wife asked me how many beers I'd had. I asked her how much dinner she ate
That shut her up.
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Join Date: Sep 2021
Location: De Soto, MO
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My one and only good comeback was at a dinner party. The hostess asked how I liked my coffee. I had been waiting years for someone to ask me this, as I had a line from Airplane all ready to go.
"I like my coffee hot, sweet, and white.....like my women." She was suitably flustered.
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2021 Lifan Xpect--sold 2022 Lifan KPX 1972 Honda CT90--The Carrot 1969 Honda CT90--The Tomahto Cheesy is the WDK (workplace drama king). Now retired. Nope, back in the saddle. Climate: The Movie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A24fWmNA6lM How our government really works https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjadCd0VRBw Question all authority.....think for yourself |
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