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Old 05-25-2023, 01:31 PM   #1
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Hawk made its first delivery.

After chatting with Doordash and that company that delivers for WalMart, I discovered that neither one of them want motorcycle deliveries in my area. So, I went ahead and started telling the old folks in my building and those in my mother in laws that I would make short store runs for them if it will fit in my box and they make it worth my while. Well, I went about 2 miles and made 12.00 heheheheeh. I won't forget you guys when I am in the penthouse on the top floor surrounded by modded Chinabikes and beautiful escorts.
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Old 05-25-2023, 01:42 PM   #2
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That sounds like that might work out better for you.
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Old 05-25-2023, 07:57 PM   #3
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After chatting with Doordash and that company that delivers for WalMart, I discovered that neither one of them want motorcycle deliveries in my area. So, I went ahead and started telling the old folks in my building and those in my mother in laws that I would make short store runs for them if it will fit in my box and they make it worth my while. Well, I went about 2 miles and made 12.00 heheheheeh. I won't forget you guys when I am in the penthouse on the top floor surrounded by modded Chinabikes and beautiful escorts.
Where is this penthouse you speak of?

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Old 05-26-2023, 04:07 PM   #4
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That sounds like that might work out better for you.

I am honestly not surprised about Walmart especially as they have even stopped allowing dashers to deliver with pickups.
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Old 05-26-2023, 09:36 PM   #5
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Its not a penthouse,its the a nuthouse. lol


 
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Old 05-28-2023, 11:11 AM   #6
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Are you sure it's not the outhouse?


 
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Old 05-28-2023, 12:43 PM   #7
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Its not a penthouse,its the a nuthouse. lol
ever seen Shutter Island? It might be something like that going on, but if it is please dont shake me out of my delusions..they are really fun at the moment.
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Old 05-28-2023, 12:46 PM   #8
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oh and you can **** me. did i forget to mention that? did I insult you ever? hmm..nope. Go abuse your own friends.
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Old 05-28-2023, 02:19 PM   #9
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That escalated quickly


 
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Old 05-28-2023, 06:30 PM   #10
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Always nice for a story to get a happy ending :'-)


 
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Old 05-28-2023, 07:42 PM   #11
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Well, I figured it out now. In the penthouse, I will install a "nuthouse" room where I can go when I am about to snap. Also adjacent will be the "outhouse" where I will retrieve the ammo which I use to deal with those upon whom I "snap". After all of that, I will leisurely lounge around, luxuriantly gazing at my modded-out Chinabikes, while receiving massages from a number of personal assistants.
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Old 05-28-2023, 08:42 PM   #12
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