02-03-2017, 04:30 AM
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just to funny....
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02-03-2017, 08:41 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2013
Location: Leesville SC
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 funny stuff! A traffic circle and driving on the left would shut this county down for months.  I remember my first trip to G.B. I was issued a rental car that was a 5 speed and the steering wheel was on the right side of the car. After looking at the car for a bit  I decided to take it for a ride. I almost killed myself the other guys in the car, a few pedestrians, and other motorists. I quickly pulled that death machine over and let someone else have the helm. Those crazy Brits really know how to confuse a simple knuckle draggin red neck from South Kakalaki. Then Imagine my surprise when I got an order of fish n chips and I got French fries instead of Chips, which are crisps. Then I learned my French fries are Chips in G.B. and are called FRITES in France. BOY what a confusing day. Good stuff thanks for posting.
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02-03-2017, 10:03 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2016
Location: Carrollton, GA
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Having spent better than the first half of my life at RAF Lakenheath, I would not a have a problem in the world with this... I especially liked the part about disbanding Congress, then circulating a questionnaire to see if anybody noticed.
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02-03-2017, 12:46 PM
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Location: Hacienda Heights, Ca
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02-03-2017, 01:19 PM
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Location: Elburn, IL
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Noooo. Not the "U".
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02-03-2017, 11:18 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2015
Location: connecticut
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Uhmmm the gun thing might be an issue with me. Unless I can teach folks how to use vegetable peelers for self defense.
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02-11-2017, 10:36 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2016
Location: Carrollton, GA
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I give you Monty Python!
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First Rule of Aviation: -Never Pass Up The Opportunity to Pee I was struggling to get my wife's attention; I sat down on the couch and looked comfortable. That did the trick! My wife says I only have two faults. I don't listen and something else... If at first you don't succeed, try doing it the way I told you to... The Stable: 2005 Yamaha V-Star 650 - SOLD 2015 Suzuki DR 650 2015 RPS Hawk 250 - SOLD 2016 Ural Gear Up |
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