07-16-2010, 01:33 PM | #1 |
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Sweet Home, Oregon
Posts: 37
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Motorcycle wisdom of the road
• Midnight bugs taste best.
• Saddlebags can never hold everything you want, but they CAN hold everything you need. • Home is where your bike sits still long enough to leave a few drops of oil on the ground. • The only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rearview mirror. • Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. • Never mistake horsepower for staying power. • If you don't ride in the rain - you don't ride. • A bike on the road is worth two in the shed. • Young riders pick a destination and go. . . Old riders pick a direction and go. • A good mechanic will let you watch without charging you for it. • Sometimes the fastest way to get there is to stop for the night. • Winter is Nature's way of telling you to polish your bike. • Well-trained reflexes are quicker than luck. • The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. • A friend is someone who'll get out of bed at 2 am to drive his pickup to the middle of nowhere. • There's something ugly about a NEW bike on a trailer. • Practice wrenching on your own bike. • Never be ashamed to unlearn an old habit • Maintenance is as much art as it is science. • If you ride like there's no tomorrow - there won't be. • Gray-haired riders don't get that way from pure luck • There are drunk riders. There are old riders. There are NO old, drunk riders. • No matter what marquee you ride, it's all the same wind. • Only a Biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. |
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