Not much happening that I am aware of cuz I can't get out to have breakfast with Harold and Jason. But I did get a call from Harold yesterday. He asked how I was doing and how soon I'd be walking again. He asked how Mrs.C was doing. Then he got quiet, so I knew this wasn't just a social call.
Spill it, Harold. What's not working?
The vibrators aren't working on Septas' tamper.
Really? I don't know how many times we can breast feed these guys, but okay. Only three reasons why they aren't working. One, hoses are crossed. Two, haven't turned on the switch on the dash for the hydraulic flow. Three, solenoid coil for number two is shot. Because it's Septa, my vote is for number one.
That's it?
Yes, Harold. What are you guys going to do when I drop dead?
Dunno.
I wanted to say that if he'd actually been the Technical Support Manager instead of trying to be our top salesman, he'd know this. The only reason I know this is because I've had to troubleshoot and repair this stuff.