Good one.
I've been rear ended 3 times because of tailgaters. All three times I received no damage due to I keep my big ass camper hitch on the truck at all times. I've taken out a Dodge truck front bumper, Cadillac grill and a shinny new Camaro bumper.
The guy in the Dodge truck was the best. I stopped at the stop sign and bam! The guy gets out the truck raising all kind of hell like it was my fault. I go to the look at the damage and see I had none but he had this nice V shaped bumper. I looked at him then turned and pointed at the stop sign and said see that? And said i'm good, hope you have insurance and got in my truck and left. He stood there with his jaw hanging.