"Choose your own forum member" style introduction
 

I thought this posting thing should be a wee bit more interactive. Let's enjoy it in a choose your own adventure style.

Hello! I’m Kaifune and I am a 37 year old (average\stunningly attractive) (boy\girl) who has great skill in (sink installation\knitting\badger taunting).
I've newly purchased an Apollo 250 trail bike from the comfort of my (clean apartment\comfy home\soberingly expensive yacht) which is located in Wisconsin,USA. I ride with (friends\no pants\at least two maids) and at any and all times of day.
I’m a tremendous fan of ______ (insert baked goodies) and scotch neat, preferably together, while working on a project (that will need to be explained to law enforcement\home for orphan whales\to speed recovery from badger bites).

I'll update with photos when the bikes come in. Ordered an Apollo 250 and the Apollo x-18. 2016 models. Planning on riding for the last month of our riding season, then garage and tear down for upgrades and tuning over the winter.

Welcome to the forum.

I think we are almost all mechanically geeky middle aged and up guys here so that's a good demographic to fit in ;-)

You will have good company here, being a cheeze type.

BTW badger taunting.... not a good idea!

Thanks for the welcome, I'll troll a bit and post a little. I haven't owned a bike since middle school so I'm sure there will be questions. Glad you have this forum going, it's appreciated.