UFO causes Hawk accident!!!
 

Distracted by a UFO, I wrecked. Or perhaps I just wiped out by the Hare Krishna Palace..One or the other or some of both?

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Glad to see you okay to tell us about it. :tup: If you would of wrapped your helmet in foil this wouldn't of happened. :lmao:

Oof. I know dumping my Hawk is not a matter of "if", it's a matter of "when". Just hope I'm doing under 25mph when it happens. Glad you're ok, broheim.

...and don't forget the secret high sign... :tup:


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Hmmmm... the secret sign people give to me has 3 fewer fingers.

Fortunately, the tractor beam malfunctioned so you didn't get pulled up into the mother ship for unspeakable medical experimentation. The Chinese AA batteries that run the beam leaked.

Maybe you guys don't realize that the US govt is either engaging in a near 100-year gaslighting campaign or we are near disclosure of some whacky stuff. When I was a kid, I postulated that the "aliens" probably watch us the way we curiously watch an ant hill. Now I am not so sure. Once the official narrative started to swing towards the crazy stuff I had been imagining, I had to start questioning it. How crazy is that? Oh well, when the aliens get here, I will teach them to ride and how to fail at carb purchasing. Also, I wonder if their AI can figure out how to tune a carb on the first try!

I have a feeling that any species intelligent enough to travel between the stars are smart enough to avoid getting involved in humanity. Except for occasional excursions to see the beasts in their natural habitat of course.

it has to be gaslighting...has to be.

kinda like seeing the monkeys in the zoo. :ohno:

Just sayin. :shrug:
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^^ Not to mention that if it's raining, there might also be lightning. And that they are sticking a metal antenna above them. Totally Darwin Award winners.